Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
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i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much
drunk girls are so kind
looking for: somebody to go on long walks with
requirements
- willing to talk about our existential crisis
- stop to pick up cool looking leaves, rocks and misc objects
- will attempt to befriend any animals we might see
- hold my hand so it doesn’t get cold
- point out unusual cloud shapes
★ cute date ideas ★
- stargazing; sitting on a hill or roof looking at the stars. a blanket might be nice depending on how soft the grass is
- picnic; probably at a park. make food you know your babe likes
- observatories; looking at stars and constellations, go to one of the little shows. point out ones you know!!
- aquariums; looking at the pretty fish!! maybe get them a little goldfish or stuffed goldfish if you know they’d kill it
- museums; like art museums or science museums. nerd
- going on a walk/run/bike (make sure to bring music); unless you’re a lazy piece of shit, then just stay home
- napping together; which is what you do if you didn’t do the one above
- rollerblading/ice skating; depending on the weather. if they fall help them up, buy them nachos, request a cute song
- lasertag, destroy them bitches
- playground; swinging, seesawing, playing hot lava monster
- seeing a movie; maybe godzilla or some romantic movie idk
- go to a garden!! botanical ones are cool!! if they have a gift shop buy them a cute lil plant necklace
- take them shopping if you have money and they like getting stuff for free
- go flower picking; make them a flower crown and make a bouquet if you want to be a smooth motherfucker
- traditional dinner date; idk this sounds boring but whatever man it’s ur life
- watch the sunrise/sunset on a beach (bring a blanket, music and food or else y’all gon’ be bored as fuck with sand in every crevice of your fuckin body)
- a carnival/fair (u can go for the cliche kiss at the top of the ferris wheel bitch)
- drive-in movie theater (try not to make out too much tho ya horny bastards)
- karaoke (you can do a duet. that’s cute as shit)
- have brunch (cuz goin out for breakfast is way too fuckin early to be seein that bitch)
- play with puppies at a pet store (this will determine your partner’s fate cuz if that hoe don’t like puppies, they’re basically satan. you’re welcome)
- do a color run (they’re fun as fuck and u can take cool pics and get a lil exercise at the same time. u score bitch)
- plan a game night (bonus if u end up playin twister cuz u get to be tangled all up on your hunny’s body and maybe u will end up playin twister beneath the fuckin sheets yas baby yas)
- see a psychic or palm reader (unless u really ain’t that curious to know whether a demon followin your ass around or naw)
- visit a trampoline park (u will piss yourself laughin and it truly is fun)
- go glow-in-the-dark mini golfing (that shit is live and they usually have arcade games and bumpin music)
- have a netflix night together (make or buy a shitton of snacks and dress in your pjs and cuddle)
- go for a swim (pool, lake or beach - doesn’t fuckin matter. swimmin is relaxing and good exercise and u can talk shit together for as long as u want. if u can’t swim, use fuckin floaties bitch you’ll be fine)
- go to a concert bruh (seriously if u take me to a concert, u have access to my pussy)
- volunteer together (animal shelter or soup kitchen - you’re fuckin helping out and that’s nice as fuck and y’all will make some nice memories)
- ghost hunting (if u a boss ass bitch, do this. it’s exciting and thrilling - just try to not get killed or possessed in the process)
- fetch some fuckin chalk and make a masterpiece together (preferably in a park)
i want the epilogue to be john egbert writing a game review for sburb on amazon
“4/5 stars. very immersive! met a lot of new people while playing. lots of content. the only reason i am not giving it the full five stars is because my dad died during the course of the game, along with the whole human race.”
I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
That response is fucking Shakespearean.
The signs as concepts
- Aries: you are in a valley at sunset. no one has any memories of you; you have no one to be but yourself. your bones are warm. you are finally at peace
- Taurus: you wake up early on a Sunday morning. the sun is rising and the light is reflecting onto your bed. there's nothing to stress you. you have no plans, you can lie in bed all day.
- Gemini: you're at a beach with white sands and clear waters. the hot air smells salty and surrounds you, making you feel slow and sleepy. seashells and sand dollars are scattered all along the ocean front. the ocean sings you to sleep.
- Cancer: it's snowing outside and you are wrapped up in a blanket nest on the couch. despite being alone in the house, you don't feel lonely. your feet are warm, your mind is calm and you can smell cookies baking in the kitchen. your favourite movie is playing on the tv.
- Leo: you are exploring a rainforest. you can feel the hot sun on your neck and the air smells fresh and green. an animal moves up ahead. you smile and push through the leaves after it. you feel alive
- Virgo: the air smells like cashmere and fresh linens. small, fluffy kittens are cuddling on your lap. everything is soft and gentle. your friends call to tell you they are coming over to watch old films with you. you are well rested and at peace.
- Libra: you are no longer afraid of the world. you are surrounded by your vast collection of blankets and those around you feel safe and warm. you are financially stable, with a job that makes you happy and enough money every month to treat yourself. you are happy and safe
- Scorpio: you are alone in a dark forest at midnight. you are not afraid. fog tickles your ankles and seeps inside your bones to heal you. a beam of moonlight kisses your face and you feel whole again
- Sagittarius: you wake up to the sound of rain pelting against your window. as you watch, the drops slide down the window pane and melt into your hand. you are filled with warmth and suddenly you can't keep your eyes open. you have been kissed by the earth. you wake up smelling like the clouds
- Capricorn: you see your heart glowing in your chest. it pumps sweet honey through your veins and makes you tired. time stops, and still you sleep on. when you wake up you remember nothing but peace and light
- Aquarius: you have had one-sided conversations with the moon for years. every night she comes to wash away your sadness with her light. you write her a letter, not expecting an answer. she writes back.
- Pisces: you are surrounded by a thousand butterflies. they flow in waves around you and kiss you with their sweet mouths and make your eyelashes grow so fluttery and beautiful. you have become a dream
which gay are you
sun or moon, galaxy or floral, snake or frog, tea or coffee
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